wanted: hungry or full

I'm sad to say that over the course of the last few weeks we have had a thief terrorizing our studio at school. Strange thing is, they only steal food. Yep, that's right...food. Also known as The Granola Thief, the robber has stolen the following items:

9 packets of bare naked organic granola
granola bars
peanut butter crackers
2 packets of cheese on wheat
a package of fig newtons
multiple bottles of pepsi, both unopened and open
protein bars
chocolate out of a gift box
a chinese take-out container filled with snack goodies
a partial package of chips a'hoy cookies
a bag of pitas
one leftover soft taco from el carreton


Up until this morning I had not been directly affected by the thief. However, that changed when two turkey sandwiches I had in the fridge from yesterday went missing, along with two slices of swiss cheese.

To be continued...